{*audience applauds*}
Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo' drunk-ass attention please
Comin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonight
I'd like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiated
Most anpissipated, group of our time - the 40 Oz, Quartet
Take it away, gen
Sending A Warning lyrics

(Alex Lifeson)
Tender is the nerve that leads straight to his heart
Sender sends the spit that streams down his face
Want a
tlemans

[J-Ro]
It's the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sip
of this concoction - pass it to a nigga like Stockton
Grape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E, and Hennesey
So much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidney
to find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all alone
I wish they'd leave my head alo
Evelyn lyrics

I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the devil's job
With her pretty face and her pretty name
Because the worst he could do
ne, I'm just an alkie to the bone
They try to send me to AA, I said "Ay ay!"
Not today-day, I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-ray
But first I gots to finish, my eight ball and Guinness
I'm feelin so dry now man, I must replenish
Ohhhh I like the gurrrls with the fat backs
But I be so damn wet I never get a
Street Of Dreams lyrics

I heard the sound of voices in the night
Spellbound there was someone calling
I looked around no one was in sight
Pulled do
 chance to smack that
Straight out of order sign on the weenie
Wasted chips buyin a bitch a gang of apple martinis

I'm.. just.. a drunk (I can't help myself)
I'm.. just.. a drunk (Drinkin X.O. off the top shelf)
I'm.. just.. a drunk (No I can't help myself)
I'm.. just.. a drunk-k

{*audience applauds*}